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If you were looking to feel horrible about yourself today, this story is totally gonna help you feel that way in 2 minutes or less.

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Johnny Eblen Has A Big Heart

This week, Bellator Champion Johnny Eblen, out of the kindness of his heart, decided to treat OnlyFans model Jessenia Rebecca, to a shopping spree. No, it wasn’t to pick up some groceries or to grab a few new clothes, he dropped so much cash your heart might stop beating for a moment.

$85,000 – which to put into perspective, the median average income of your typical household in the United States is $74,580. So basically, Eblen spent in one day what most households bring home in one year before taxes.

TMZ Sports reported that the middleweight champ “dropped $30,000 at Alex The Jeweler’s shop, $25,000 at Dior and another $30,000 at Louis Vuitton … totaling a staggering $85,000!!!”

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Now fellas, I know we all dream of being able to treat our ladies to the best that life has to offer if given the opportunities and rewards that Eblen has rightfully benefited from, maybe that would make this whole thing a little bit sweeter. Thing is though, Rebecca isn’t even Johnny Eblen’s girlfriend, she’s just his side-chick.

“No word what inspired it all — JR isn’t even JE’s girlfriend, but we’re told he’s currently in an open relationship with another lady,” the TMZ Sports report added.

“Regardless, it’s safe to say Jessenia was thrilled … smiling from ear to ear as she gushed over the gesture.”

If this isn’t one of those stories that make tax season just a little worse, I don’t know what to tell you.