Rusty Weiss
Former ESPN commentator Sarah Spain is unwell. By a factor of about 100. Somebody close to her, whether it be friends, family, or just a local barista she sees every morning, really needs to reach out to her. There needs to be an intervention.
Ms. Spain, who initially raised eyebrows with a very unhealthy response to the presence of Vice President JD Vance at the Olympic Games in Milan, has weighed in on the wholly manufactured controversy surrounding the USA men’s hockey team and a harmless joke made by the President of the United States.
If you’re not aware by now, the President innocently joked with the boys about needing to include the women in his invitation to the White House in order to avoid impeachment.
“We’ll do the White House…we’ll just have some fun, we have medals for you guys,” Trump said.
“And we have to, I must tell you, we’re going to have to bring the women’s team, you do know that?” he joked. “I do believe I probably would be impeached.”
Spain responded in a very calm and measured manner. Just kidding. She suggested people need to be super-angry and burn “this f***ing place down.”
Sarah Spain Trump Meltdown: Ex-ESPN Commentator’s Deranged Rant Over Harmless Hockey Joke Signals Cry for Help
It’s subtle, but she’s definitely admitting to some mental health issues and is sending out a call for help. Hopefully, someone close to her will heed the warning. Can you even imagine getting that ticked off over a harmless joke?
The rant is almost non-stop.
“I can’t believe we’re still having these same conversations. I can’t believe we still have to wonder if you’re laughing at us and degrading us when we’re not in the room. I can’t believe we haven’t burned this fucking place down,” Spain captioned her video.
That is deranged.
It gets so much worse. Spain blasted the men for laughing at the innocent joke (the women, of course, did, and always were going to receive an invite) and “the women who have spines to say no to that White House invite while you hump Trump’s leg.”
One has to wonder if she’ll retract that statement now that the women have, in fact, accepted the invitation. Do they no longer have spines, Sarah?
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“We’re watching them hug their wives, we know they’re thanking their mothers for enrolling them in youth hockey, for driving them to practice, for washing and schlepping their gear, managing their schedules, wiping their tears, and in some cases … teaching them how to play the game,” Spain rambled on.
Wait, are you insinuating that only women do laundry? You misogynist, you!
“And they’re doing that while simultaneously supporting a man who is actively trying to strip (women’s) rights and reverse their progress,” added Spain.
None of which is even vaguely true. And Spain, if confronted, would be unable to cite a single right being taken away from women. She certainly has retained her right to say stupid things, so there’s that.
“I’m kind of f***ing over giving people excuses. Don’t word-salad this s***. Defend your team. Say something. You don’t have to be insulting or dramatic about it, you can just say the women deserved better,” she concluded.
They definitely don’t deserve to have this deranged, middle-aged, white cat lady being their voice of reason. Get bent.
Bear in mind, this is the same lunatic who nearly lost her mind after seeing JD Vance.
“When I see JD Vance’s eyeliner face, I literally feel ill,” she said. “I feel like I just looked at a demon, like the devil, and I don’t even believe in that.”
“My body felt like when you have been spooked and you have a little tingle that feels like, ‘Ooh, something’s not right.’”
Something isn’t right, but it has nothing to do with Vance or the men’s hockey team.