The famous Cuban philosopher Antonio Montana once said, “In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” And it’s true. If you can take home seven Lombardi Trophies, you may have a shot at legendary model Irina Shayk:
Most of us mere mortals are not Tom Brady, though. Tom Brady might not even be Tom Brady, that’s how good he is. Of course, the high fashion model is only of Tom Brady’s supermodel exes. Don’t forget he has a son with actress Bridget Moynihan, who is still very much a megababe at age 52:
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And his ex-wife of 15 years, Gisele Bundchen, 43:
And this is just one man. Let’s take a look around the league at some of the other most popular wives and girlfriends of our favorite stars.
Jessica Simpson – Former 49ers TE Eric Johnson
Proving you don’t have to be good, just rich, Johnson logged just 2,000 yards receiving before calling it a career. He did most of his important work off the field, though, getting hitched to Millennial favorite pop singer Jessica Simpson.
Kerry Washington – Former Raiders CB Nnamdi Asomugha
The formerly-coolest-named-dude in the NFL was an absolute terror for quarterbacks and wide receivers, and he caught the talented and beautiful Kerry Washington, best known for her role as Brünhilde in Django Unchained. She’s 46:
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Camille Kostek – Former Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski
Our old pal Gronk, much like his buddy Tom Brady, just doesn’t lose. In fact, he wins. At everything. His love interest is former Patriots cheerleader and model Camille Kostek. Hilariously, this “10” runs a company for “body-inclusive swimsuits,” which she will obviously never have to wear:
Alicia Sacramone – Former QB Brady Quinn
This one is near and dear to my heart, having fallen hard for the high-flying, buxom gymnast back during the 2008 Olympics. Brady Quinn’s NFL career flaming out just doesn’t make up for it. Damn you, Brady Quinn. Alicia’s Instagram is quite boring, being a mom and all, but she’s still got it.
Brooke Hogan – Cowboys Center Phil Costa
If you didn’t know the Hulkamaniac had a hot daughter, shame on you. Frankly, you would have to be the size of an NFL lineman to get up the courage to ask the Hulk for his daughter’s hand in marriage.
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Carrie Prejean – Former QB Kyle Boller
The former Miss USA contestant who created a firestorm for having common political beliefs married the journeyman in 2010, at the height of her power. I can’t really think of anything clever to say, this woman is just strikingly beautiful.
Zach Wilson’s Mom
This is a family site, so I will keep the commentary about Jets QB (?) Zach Wilson’s mom to a minimum. It’s just ludicrous:
Zach Wilson’s mom really said “copy + paste” when she had him pic.twitter.com/XBSfc1NNQU
— Rivers Hughey (@RivsHughey) December 19, 2023
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