Wisconsin has a totally undeserved reputation as a backward, hillbilly-filled spot on the map in “Flyover Country.” It also has a totally deserved reputation as Party Central, USA. Golf influencer Paige Spiranac recently told her fans why she loves America’s Dairyland and wants to move there.
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Paige Loves Wisconsin
Paige Spiranac told her Instagram fans about her love of Wisconsin, saying:
“I love Wisconsin so much. I love the people. I love the food. I love the golf there. Sneaky one of the best golf states.”
True, true, and true. “Wisconsin Nice” is definitely a thing, though we don’t hold a candle to our even friendlier neighbors over in Minnesota.
Let’s talk about the food. It’s the best. Brats, cheddar, we invented the hamburger, we invented the ice cream sundae, we invented Booyah, real Old Fashioneds are made with brandy, by now everyone knows about cheese curds and frozen custard, and Friday fish fries are more intense than your wildest imagination.
Now, here’s the thing. There’s just no way Paige Spiranac loves the food. For the most part, unless you’re on a college campus, Wisconsinites unfortunately do not represent this body type very well:
Then there’s the BIG thing we love that Paige obviously also eschews much more than your average Wisconsinite: booze.
Beer, brandy, whisky, whatever. Seven out of the Top 10 Drunkest Cities reside in WINsconsin. As you may have already guessed, glorious Green Bay – Titletown, USA – is the drunkest city in all of the land, from sea to shining sea.
Sneaky Good Golf
Paige Spiranac knows golf, and she’s right about golfing in Wisconsin. Some of our courses have hosted the majors. Places like Whistling Straits, Blackwolf Run, and Erin Hills.
Golfers who know their stuff know the names Chula Vista, Abbey Resort, and the Four Seasons. All of these places are so beautiful you could call them the Paige Spiranacs of Golf Courses.
Just look at Whistling Straights:
It looks so perfect and serene you don’t dare put a divot anywhere.
At any rate, I’d be happy to offer my services as a full-blooded, native Cheesehead to Paige if she ever wants the grand tour of the state.
After all, she also told her fans, “Seriously, go to Wisconsin. I love it. I love it. And Wisconsin loves me back. Like every time I go there, something great happens. I’m good luck for the Brewers. They had a bobblehead night for me. Like, should I move to Wisconsin?”
Hit me up, Paige, we’ll go to St. Mikes – the best bar in Green Bay, and therefore, the world.
