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Aug 30, 2023
Why parents decide to lose their minds over kid’s sports is a mystery to most of us, because rational people don’t go to their kid’s game and think the day is going to end with them in jail for fighting coaches. Well, one Virginia man has learned the hard way that nothing happens in a void, and that beating up your son’s soccer coach will end up living forever on the internet.
Aug 29, 2023
In a recent controversy that’s upending Spanish soccer, Luis Rubiales, the president of the Spanish soccer federation, allegedly gave an unsolicited kiss to Women’s World Cup Winner Jenni Hermoso. FIFA has since suspended Rubiales for 90 days while it investigates.
Aug 23, 2023
While the English Women’s World Cup team is obviously feeling not too great about losing to Spain in the final game, their own nation’s Sky News has felt the need to rub some unnecessary dirt into their fresh wound by pulling the most random critique straight out of nowhere— there are just too many “blonde, blue-eyed” players for these woke newspeople’s delicate woke-sensibilities.
Aug 23, 2023
Spanish footballer Olga Cardona scored the goal of her life, and then received some life-changing news, all in one day at the 2023 World Cup
Aug 22, 2023
After winning the Women’s World Cup, the soccer players celebrated like Spaniards typically do, and that involves lots of hugging and yes, there is kissing involved. Well, the eyes of the easily outraged are all on Spain’s Soccer Federation President Luis Rubiales after he kissed team captain Jennifer Hermoso a bit longer than the other players
Aug 17, 2023
Ah, sports! A representation of human resilience, spirit, and the age-old hunger for triumph. Yet, there’s a side to sports that occasionally tarnishes its image – cheating. Here, we delve into ten such personalities who, for varied reasons, opted to play outside the rules.
Aug 10, 2023
There are probably a dozen or so athletes we can name off the top of our heads who are just universally despised by the very people they depend on to buy the tickets to their games, their merch, basically require the attention and adoration of in order to stay employed. Megan Rapinoe, however, seems to be at the top of the list for most unlikable athletes not just in the United States, but also abroad. I mean, let’s just see what Englishman Piers Morgan and Australian Nick Kyrgios have had to say recently.
Aug 9, 2023
American evangelist and humanitarian Franklin Graham is joining in on the many public figures calling out the U.S. Women’s Team not simply for losing against Sweden at the World Cup, but because of how they behaved and disrespected the national anthem, thus embarrassing the United States, on a global stage.
Aug 8, 2023
The failing sports network known as ESPN has spent all their remaining energy pushing out enough propaganda to not make Megan Rapinoe look like an anti-American opportunist, but like most their efforts it’s been mostly a failure. This one-trick-pony show however has managed to convince some editing intern to cobble together a tribute video so condescending that it actually makes you wonder whether an AI generator put it together.
Aug 7, 2023
Have you heard the saying that “Everything woke goes to sh*t” ever before? Well the U.S. Women’s team is going to be hearing that a lot for a while after their embarrassing elimination from the World Cup.