Comedian and actor Kevin Hart recently shamed former Miami Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder after he admitted to attending nudist colonies.
Kevin Hart and Channing Crowder via The Pivot YouTube
Hart appeared on Crowder’s podcast, The Pivot, which he hosts with Ryan Clark and Fred Taylor, where he told Hart that he and his wife attend nudist colonies.
Crowder said, “So me and my wife go to a nudist colony.” Hart interjects, “I’m sorry?” Crowder then reiterates, “Once a year we go to a nudist colony.” Hart clearly perplexed then asks, “What’s going on?”
Fred Taylor then chimes in, “That’s Channing.”
Not to be deterred by Hart’s confusion, Crowder again said, “We go to a place where like you walk in and everybody just gets naked.”
Hart responded, “I heard what you said. I’m just asking you what’s going on.”
Crowder then said, “Yeah, so we go to the nudist colony.” Hart then interjects, “For what?” Crowder continued, “And we just go around. You got to shave everything and show out. Especially when you shave your s**t it looks bigger because you gain inches. From no hair.”
Channing Crowder via The Pivot YouTube
Hart still visibly perplexed replies, “Let’s back up for a sec. I just want to get clarity on something. So y’all just hanging out or y’all f***ing these people? What’s happening?”
Crowder answers, “There are swingers there, but you set the precedent when you get there.”
Kevin Hart and Channing Crowder via The Pivot YouTube
Hart then interjects, “I get that. I don’t know why you’re not listening to me. I want to know — so y’all get down is what you are saying?”
Crowder replies, “It’s kind of the question, but we don’t get down, but we just like to be around naked people together.” Hart then gives Taylor a look to which Taylor says, “You see what I’m doing, bro. I’m out of that.” Clark also says, “That’s y’all twos conversation. I’m gonna drink.”
Crowder then picks the conversation back up, “We just like to be around naked people. The one thing that gets me —”
Hart then questions, “You hear what you are saying out loud, brother?” Crowder replies, “I hear what I’m saying out loud. It’s just — it’s just eating like breakfast.”
Kevin Hart and Channing Crowder via The Pivot YouTube
When Taylor interjects, “What you eating, Chan?” Crowder says, “I don’t want there at the buffet your d**ks by my eggs. I don’t want your d**k by my eggs. I eat coochie. I don’t want coochie by my eggs even though I eat coochie and eggs. This is my Kevin Hart delivery.”
Hart replies, “Yeah, I’m still at the point you just saying we just like to be around naked people?”
Crowder responds, “You don’t like to be around naked people?”
Hart answers, “To be honest with you, I have no desire to be around a bunch of people I don’t know just sitting there naked. That’s what I said.”
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Crowder counters, “But the women you like you been to a strip club…” Hart then further elaborates, “I’m willing to bet, as a matter of fact, I’m willing to bet, a good number, it ain’t a lot of put together people going through this stage. I’m willing to bet you. I’m willing to bet a real strong number that you looking at some bad bodies out there. And that’s a fact.”
Crowder unashamedly said, “Still nipples, titties, and cooch.”
Hart continued, “So you just, so you’re just a free spirit.” Crowder explained his view, “I just want to see. We’re free spirits. She likes to tan. And it’s not like — I’m 6’3 but I just got a 6’3 d**k. I don’t have a 6’7 d**k. It’s not impressive. It’s normal.”
Hart again perplexed by Crowder replies, “I have no — I don’t know what that means and I don’t want you to keep going.”
Kevin Hart and Channing Crowder via The Pivot YouTube
Crowder then continues to talk about his genitals to which Hart again reiterates, “Hey, we can stop. Yeah, we can stop. I’m gonna tell you something about — I have a friend named Big Jay. Jay, if you are watching this, I’m going to tell the story. You’re probably gonna figure out a way. I haven’t talked to you in a long time, but I have to tell this story.”
Hart then gets into his story, “So Big Jay Oakerson, it’s a comedian friend of mine from Philadelphia that I started out with. And Big Jay went through this period where he was interested in swinging. This is a true story. Hand on the Bible. And he convinced his girl to swing. He said we should do it. And he wanted to do it because the other couple that he wanted to do it, the guy’s woman was , she was great looking. Like I want to do it because I can get to her like it can be great.”
“And I was like dude you’re taking a gamble,” he continued. “I said that’s a lot. It’s aggressive. It’s not really my cup of tea, but I don’t know how people live and I don’t knock what people do with their lives because that’s your life.”
“Big Jay said they swung and he watched this guy f*** the dogs**t out of his wife. He said I have never — he never bounced back from it. He never bounced back,” Hart stated.
Kevin Hart via The Pivot YouTube
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Addressing Crowder, Hart then said, “I’m telling you man, I don’t know what your thing is, but if you get in there and somebody g*ddamn go double over time on your lady, you may not bounce back from that.
So you need to think of it all, motherf***er. Don’t think about the first step. You better think about three, four, five. You see motherf***ing sweat dripping from his head on your lady. That’s a lot. That’s aggressive. Ain’t no going back. So you need to ask yourself that, okay?”
Crowder responded, “I don’t want to see that.”
Kevin Hart via The Pivot YouTube
After Taylor tries to change the conversation to a discussion on sexual positions, Hart told them all, “From the bottom of my heart, you’re too f***ing nasty.”
Specifically addressing Crowder he said, “You need to figure it out.” When Crowder countered, “I’ve got three kids. I’ve been married 14 years,” Hart doubled down saying, “You need to figure it out, all right.”
Kevin Hart via The Pivot YouTube
What do you make of Kevin Hart’s reaction to Crowder’s revelation that he attends nudist colonies?
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