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Far-left news outlet CNN wants you to know, if you’re tired of hearing about Taylor Swift and her romance with the Kansas City Chief’s Travis Kelce, that’s just too damn bad. And they made sure to insult you to boot, lumping you in as a “dad, Brad, or Chad.” (Apparently, these are meant as insults by vaguely left-wing people.)

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Don’t Like It? Tough

Remember when the purpose of a given company was to serve their customers? These days, it’s much more edgy and hip to just insult them instead.

There’s no way to look at CNN’s piece other than as cultural imperialism. It’s the same thing the NFL has been doing with its woke business, like writing “End Racism” on the field. (There’s no such thing as “ending racism,” grow up already.)

Now, with Kaepernick gone and no one paying attention to the NFL’s attempt at Civil Rights lessons during football, the media has to pick up the reins. And they are.

While conspiracies about the NFL, Chiefs, and Taylor Swift abound, a conspiracy of cultural imperialism is in plain sight: it’s CNN’s headline.

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They’re Telling You – So Listen

So what am I talking about? Cultural imperialism in this case is taking the NFL and injecting woke-pop-#girlboss-#riotgrrrrrrl Taylor Swift malarkey into it – deliberately against your will.

The media fears and loathes the NFL and its fanbase because of what the former represents – which is the latter. What better way to neutralize “problematic fans” than draping the NFL’s biggest games with the world’s current biggest popstar, who just so happens to have been made in a lab of doctrinaire American liberalism?

The insults are the tell. The headline deliberately antagonizes plain old “dads” for crying out loud.

While I don’t buy that the NFL is rigged (I’m getting there), I do buy that pop culture is rigged, and I think this dude has the goal exactly right here:

Maybe Not Exactly

OK, so maybe it’s not entirely a plot to get Joe Biden more votes, either – though you know it’s coming. (So is a “surprise” “special addition” to the Super Bowl Half Time Show, you read it here first.)

But just follow me here on the cultural imperialism train. It’s sort of like the regime’s current ploy to replace recalcitrant voters “multiculturalize” America. Get enough tea-swilling, bottom-shelf wine-drinking, woke annoying cat ladies and spinners watching the NFL, and things begin to change.

First, it’s the ads. Then comes the Women’s National Anthem, assuming we can figure out what a woman is, then comes lectures, then comes more rule changes, etc. In other words: cultural imperialism.

You may, dear reader, object and say that the NFL is already doing those things, and moving in that direction.

Yes. Why do you think that is??