Shannon Sharpe on his podcast
Shannon Sharpe via NIGHTCAP YouTube

If you wanted to feel gross all day, this is the perfect place to start

There is such a thing as too much information, and NFL Hall of Famer-turned-commentator Shannon Sharpe doesn’t seem to know where that “too much” line needs to be drawn. Case in point— we all know too much about how he wants to engage in sexual relations with rapper Megan Thee Stallion.

Megan Thee Stallion via NBC Sports YouTube

The viral moment straight from hell came from Sharpe’s “Nightcap” podcast this week, in which Sharpe spoke very openly (there was nothing to be inferred, he laid it all out on the table) about how badly he wanted to get freaky with the female rapper.

“I’d have her stretched out like a quarter to three,” said Sharpe while making a stretching motion with his body. “You know what I’m saying, Ocho?”

Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, Sharpe’s guest, could not have appeared more like his spirit was literally levitating out of his body in this instance.

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“Don’t play. Ocho, you better stop playing with me, Ocho,” Sharpe continued basking what he considered a pretty funny moment.

He further stated that he keeps that “liquid” on him. It’s not very clear what he’s talking about, and if it is clear to someone, I certainly hope some stranger out there can clarify that this isn’t the same “liquid” Bill Cosby used to have on him around women he “liked” too.

“I do it to her three ways, Ocho” Sharpe continued. “Deep, hard and continuously. That’s all I got, Ocho. You better stop playing… I’d have her opening up like saloon doors.”

Megan Thee Stallion at LA Pride in the Park via Andrew YouTube, screenshot

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Wrong, just plain wrong that anyone has to know how horny Sharpe, a 55 year old man, is for a woman not even thirty. This is called “locker room” talk because it’s supposed to be confined to the locker room.

We’re all worse off now after knowing this than we were before.

Do you have any… I don’t know, thoughts or comments on this “moment” Shannon Sharpe wanted to share with the world? Let us know in the comments below and across social media.

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